Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Today on The New Cactus and Reed Show with Lindsay Lohan, disgraced Tour de France winner, Floyd Landis, Jack Nicholson, the head of the goddamn mayor, and at 7 feet from Georgetown, Gumby Gumby.

Today on a very special Cactus and Reed Show, Floyd Landis discussed his fall from grace as test after test shows that he did use some form of performance enhancing drug on his way to victory in the Tour de France. Unfortunately the presence of Floyd Landis exposed the ever growing rift between La Lohan and her co-host Reed. Reed enjoys the occassional hard hitting news story while Lindsay has been pushing more guests like fellow celebutwat Paris Hilton.