Friday, December 22, 2006

Live from New York, the show so nice, they named it thrice, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show. On today's show, fueding big mouths, Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell with special guest, Santa Sheep to show them exactly what everyone thinks of their public feud.

Over the past couple of weeks, the saga of Miss USA, Jennifer Connor, has failed to captivate the nation. Because of this, the Donald has taken things a step further by trying to turn the situation into a public fued with View co-host Rosie O'Donnell. First Rosie attacked the Donald for his loose morals and constant objectification of women; Trump retaliated by pointing out that O'Donnell is a lesbian, which clearly means she is going to hell. At this point, Santa Sheep stepped in to show the two ego whores what everyone really thinks of the situation...that it's really just a load of bullshit, or in this case, sheep-shit.