Thursday, January 18, 2007

Live from New York, the show so nice, they named it thrice, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show with today's guest, Muhammad Ali, standing over a defeated Sonny Liston who had famously knocked out Floyd Patterson in 1964, Kiefer Sutherland, and at 6'9 from Lousiana, Willis Reed.

Today in honor of his 65th birthday the New New Cactus and Reed Show would like to welcome a barely living legend, Muhammad Ali. In recent years, Ali, beset by Parkinson's Disease has been turned by the American media into an American folk hero. Despite the fact that were he at the height of his career today, he would probably be vilified for his brashness and outspoken manner, today he is looked upon by many as a symbol of America. This image was mainly born out of Ali's lighting of the torch at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, GA. The New New Cactus and Reed Show would like to wish Mr. Ali a Happy Birthday and all the best in the future.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Beep, beep, beep beep.....the following takes place between 4:12:00 pm and 4:12:30 pm...

Today on the New New Cactus and Reed Show, it's the star of 24, Kiefer Sutherland, James Brown, and generic actor guy.

The New New Cactus and Reed show was proud to welcome today Kiefer Sutherland, star of the hit action drama, 24 which chronicles a day in the life of CTU Special Agent Jack Bauer. Having recently been released from a Chinese prison, Jack must now stop a terrorist cell in the U.S. from detonating nuclear weapons all over the U.S. Already in the first four hours of his day, Jack has been tortured, killed a man with a vampire bite, and shot one of his best friends in the neck at close range. After all of that, we wait on the edge of our seats to see what will unfold in the next twenty hours...if we don't lose interest before then....

Friday, January 5, 2007

(whisper) Today, on a very special Cactus and Reed, it's the hardest working man in show business, the newly departed Godfather of Soul, James Brown.

On a very special Cactus and Reed today we welcomed the recently deceased but not yet forgotten James Brown. The Godfather of Soul truely was a music legend, as evidenced by the thousands of people who lined the streets of Harlem to watch his body pass by in a white carriage with plexiglass sides, drawn by a team of white horses. He will be missed.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Today on the New New Cactus and Reed Show, it's CSI scene stealer, Adam Rodriguez.

As a special favor to our Social Director and Director of MySpace, The New New Cactus and Reed Show today welcomed Adam Rodriguez, a high school classmate of our social director. Adam has appeared on almost every incarnation of the CSI franchise. He can often be seen in the background holding objects up to the light or even using a pipette to transfer liquid from one container to another. The Social Director says she remembers that Adam was always good at science in high school, so this acting gig is perfect for him.

Holiday Travels- Willis in Louisiana

During the holidays Middle Willis traveled also. After a 21 drive Willis made it down to the Deep South, namely Louisiana.



Willis's first stop...Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he visited the campus of Louisiana State University and especially enjoyed Tiger Stadium



Willis then traveled down to Lafayette where he posed with Director of Booking and her husband in front of the Christmas tree




Willis also found time to enjoy some authentic Louisiana cuisine, boiled crawfish, followed by a cup of the best coffee on earth, Louisiana's own Community Coffee.



Willis's final stop was in the Director's hometown of Centerville




Here Willis can be seen at the one stoplight in town



Willis enjoyed another traditional Louisiana dish, chicken and sausage gumbo