The New New Cactus and Reed Show

The New New Cactus and Reed Show is an entertainment themed talk show based in New York City.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Holiday Travels- Widdle Willis in Iowa

In honor of the holiday season, Willis decided to leave the warm, cozy confines of our New York City studios and venture out to experience Christmas in the heartland, Iowa. McSkillySkillz, Art Director and Head Creative Force, was kind enough to welcome Willis into her family's homes for the holidays.

Willis's first stop was in Massachusettes at the home of MC's brother and sister-in-law. Willis had a scary moment when new puppy Callie tried to bite his legs off in Massachusetts - We were not sure he would make it to Iowa...

MC and Willis by the Tree in Massachusetts because we knew we wouldn't see any Christmas trees at the Page house in Iowa - a bunch of Scrooges they are.

Payton, the best cocker spaniel in Iowa, and Willis just chillin

Willis could not resist posing with Illini nutcracker Deron Williams after he performed so well on the Knicks court a few weeks earlier

Look Willis found some signs of Christmas at the Page house in Iowa

Deron Nutcracker thought Willis was a nut and tried to crack him...poor Willis first almost eaten by a dog in MA and then almost cracked in IA.

Thanks to everyone who made Widdle Willis's trip possible, especially the people of Iowa and our own MCSkillySkillz.


Friday, December 22, 2006

Live from New York, the show so nice, they named it thrice, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show. On today's show, fueding big mouths, Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell with special guest, Santa Sheep to show them exactly what everyone thinks of their public feud.

Over the past couple of weeks, the saga of Miss USA, Jennifer Connor, has failed to captivate the nation. Because of this, the Donald has taken things a step further by trying to turn the situation into a public fued with View co-host Rosie O'Donnell. First Rosie attacked the Donald for his loose morals and constant objectification of women; Trump retaliated by pointing out that O'Donnell is a lesbian, which clearly means she is going to hell. At this point, Santa Sheep stepped in to show the two ego whores what everyone really thinks of the situation...that it's really just a load of bullshit, or in this case, sheep-shit.


Thursday, December 21, 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Live from New York City, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show with disgraced Miss USA, Tara Connor, Dee Brown, and Yoko Ono.

Today on the New New Cactus and Reed Show, we welcome Tara Connor, the Miss USA who has recently been given a second chance by Donald Trump after she was caught drinking and engaging in other very un-Miss USA like activities such as possible drug use and making out with Miss New Teen USA.


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Monday, December 18, 2006

Live from New York, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show, with today's guest, the 5'7 One Man Fast Break, Dee Brown.

On today's show, former Illini freshman phenom who sort of faded from the spotlight for the next three years, Dee Brown. Brown now plays for the Utah Jazz who lost to the Knicks in overtime at the Garden. Brown is excited to be playing in Utah, where he can embrace the Mormon faith which technically allows him to have many "baby mommas."
Our creative director and Little Willis attended the Jazz/Knicks game after the show where they took this shot of Brown.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Live from New York City, the show so nice they named it thrice, it's the New New Cactus and Reed Show with mmmm toot toot, beep beep, yeah, Yoko Ono and her blackmailing driver, Koral Karsan.

On today's show, the widow of John Lennon, Yoko Ono, confronts the man who attempted to extort $2 million from her and threatened to kill her if she did give him the money. The allegations were especially shocking as they came on the anniversary of Lennon's death. The driver alleged that $2 million was pocket change to Ono since she is "richer than God" and he was only making $150,000 to $200,000 a year...a mere pittance.


Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Live from New York City, the show so nice they named it thrice it's the New new Cactus and Reed Show.

Now, at center, at 6-9 from Grambling, Number 19, Willis Reed
he's as sickly and prickly asa tickly prickly pear his wit is as dry as the mojave desert please welcome newwww cactus

ladies and gentlemen please give a warm new new cactus and reed show welcome to tonight's special guest: larry hosmercules

and don't forget when things have got you down
when your bat cactus has left you burred and batty when nobody loves raymond and top ten lists leave you parched and prickly studio cube has just what you need to quench your talk show thirst it's the new new cactus and reed show with lindsay lohan!


Turn, Turn, Turn.....

As the Bible says, to everything there is a season, turn, turn, turn, and so today we turn on the Cactus and Reed Show. After a lengthy hiatus we return to mourn the passing of our beloved co-host, New Cactus. New Cactus was funny and quick witted, always there with a pointed jab to counteract Willis's seriousness. He will be missed.

New Cactus Entombed

New Cactus in his Eternal Resting Place...we will miss you

Management comes down from his Ivory Tower to say a few words

Even though we mourn the passing of our dear friend New Cactus, as P.T. Barnum said, the show must go on and so we welcome our new co-host. New New Cactus! May you not rot as quickly as Cactus and New Cactus as we look forward to many months of working with you.


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