Thursday, August 10, 2006

Today on a VERY special Cactus and Reed Show....the NEW CACTUS!!!!!

After the untimely demise from a mysterious skin disease of our previous host Cactus, we here at the Cactus and Reed Show had a hard time finding someone to fill his pot. Originally it was thought that Lindsay Lohan would be a good balance for the more serious Reed but lately their differences have become an issue. Also La Lohan has recently been involved in a number of public scandals that have begun to worry our producers. So, after an arduous search along a desolate, barren stretch of 28th street, two of our most dedicated staff members found the NEW CACTUS! It was a harrowing return trip as they were caught in a surprise deluge, but they eventually made it back to the set in time for today's show. Everyone please give a warm welcome to the NEW CACTUS!