Wednesday, February 7, 2007

It's 4:12 New York, do you know where your talk show is? It's the New New Cactus and Reed Show, with Witchblade actress, Yancy Butler, Peyton Manning, and Kiefer Sutherland.

Today the Cactus and Reed Show welcomed Yancy Butler, star of the cancelled TV show Witchblade. We would like to reassure viewers that she is in no way indicative of the type of guests we will continue to have at the New New Cactus and Reed Show. One of our producers saw her at a Mets game last year and promised to have her on. That's it.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Live from the Palladium in Rome, it's the Cactus and Reed Show, with special guest mmmmMonica Belluci, young Isabella Rosellini and her genuine leather Italian paparazzi, Wong Hoy, and at seven feet from Georgetown, Gumby Gumby.

On today's show, the gorgeous, the sexy, the irresistable, mmmMonica Belluci. What can be said about this gorgeous actress? Not much since we have no idea what she's been in besides the fantasies of our producers.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Live from the Pantheon in Rome, Italy, it's the Cactus and Reed Show with a young Isabella Rossellini and her genuine Italian leather paprazzi, Wong Hoy, and at seven feet from Georgetown, Gumby, Gumby.

Joining us from the Pantheon, the young Isabella Rossellini, in her supermodel days. The famed daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini, has posed for such famous photographers as Richard Avedon and Robert Mapplethorpe. She was also featured an episode of the Simpsons where Homer sells maps of celebrity homes in Springfield.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Today on the New Cactus and Reed Show, it's Rosie Perez and special guest, live from the Iowa State Fair, Sharylnn Page with Life-Size Butter Cow and the Cuban Daisy, El Preidente, Fidel Castro.

Today, on the New Cactus and Reed Show, Brooklyn activist Rosie Perez. Rosie came on the show to protest the construction of the Ratner Arena in the Atlantic Yards area of Brooklyn. This is an issue many of our staff members are passionate about as they would be forced to live in the shadow of Ratner's ridiculously overblown project. Rosie opposes the project saying that it ruins the local flavor of Brooklyn and is just development for development's sake, not for the betterment of the community.
Also today, the first in what we hope to be a new segment on the Cactus and Reed Show, Roving Reporter Sharlynn Page, live from the Iowa State Fair. Sharylnn brought us to the most exciting exhibit at the State Fair, the life sized butter cow. If you have an idea for a Roving Reporter segment, e-mail mcskillyskillz@gmail.com. All suggestions will be considered but don't bring in any weak ideas...only ideas as good as life-sized butter cows will be considered.

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Today on the Cactus and Reed Show with Lindsay Lohan, a special honeymoon edition with Pam Anderson and Kid Rock.

Today on the show, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock joined us from their honeymoon. Even though they aren't legally married, the two plan to make it official once they return to the states. The show did get a little out of control when Kid Rock and Lindsay Lohan got into an argument over some sort of unidentified white powder.