Friday, September 8, 2006

Today on the new Cactus and Reed Show, it's 855 Football League Commissioner, PW, alien baby Suri Cruise, and at 7 feet 1 from Georgetown, Gumby, Gumby.


On today's show we welcomed the Commissioner of the 855 Fantasy League. The Commish as he is lovingly called around the office was at first hesitant to assume the mantle of commissioner. However, after he learned that he would not be responsible for collecting the money for the league he gladly accepted. The Commish, being the busy, busy man that he is, puts in long hours at the office so he has time to give the League the attention it deserves. Long after others have left, he perserveres, staying in Eliana's office, often until as late as 5:35 working on the League. The Commish discussed his life before the 855 League when he was just a shell of his former self, running a half assed IQ challenge and eating the crumbs at the bottom of Jenn Mook's Triscuit boxes. Since the League began he is a different man, donning his orange crown and red cape, becoming the man we now know as the Commish, beloved by all.




Breaking News!!!
Due to his increased popularity the Commish is now being trailed by the paparazzi. (see photo above) After leaving the show he was involved in a Princess Diana-like car crash.....read more here.