Monday, September 11, 2006

Today on the New Cactus and Reed Show, it's Borat, Suri Cruise, The Commish, and at 7 feet from Georgetown, Gumby, Gumby.

Today on the show, Cactus and Reed welcomed Borat, here to promote his new movie, "Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." The new movie is running this week at the Toronto Film Festival. Despite show restrictions on unfair labor practices, Borat showed up pulled by a team of lovely, underpaid women from his native country of Kazakhstan.
In other news, we here at the show are happy to report that after a week of inexplicable stretching, Gumby has returned to his natural height of 7 feet.