Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Live from Stonehenge, it's the Cactus and Reed show with Willie Nelson and his magical mushroom, Sting, Frank Gore, and at seven feet from Georgetown, Gumby Gumby.

Today on the Cactus and Reed Show, here to discuss his recent arrest, Willie Nelson. Willie was recently arrested near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana after marijuana and mushrooms were found in his tour bus. The arresting officer said this was a peculiar case because whereas usually everyone denies the drugs are theirs, in this case, everyone on the bus claimed possession of the pot. Louisiana has virtually no other problems to worry about, like the rising crime rate or weak levees, so it's only appropriate that the police spend their time picking up American icons on minor drug charges.